I am going to stab my eyeballs out soon along with my eardrums if Toddler doesn't recover from this croup soon. He is hell bent on distruction and pissier than hell to boot.

 

Seriously where is my good booze when I need it?

 

And why the hell can't kids go to school sick? It would be so much easier on parents.

Over at Dooce I found the best monolouge on my lover, BACON.

 

I already knew that Dooce rocked, now I just am in love with her.....FOREVER.